Then giving you a star is appropriate. 

Sorry, Jewish as well FWIW.

Not unless they're ahead of the Cowboys in the waiver wire. 

Meet the newest Bengal

As a Browns fan I can tell you that with enough booze that yes,you can.

If urban is fired, does harbaugh go into foster care?

Meanwhile, his agent’s business card remains untouched.

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

His backup played to exactly his level, and you think the reason no one will now give him $15 million per year is collusion?

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.

Favorite youtube comment:

This was so much better than a B episode. You’re just pissed they made fun of Al Gore, aren’t you?

Observation from a non-American:

Exactly.  The townspeople were so worried about Mr. Fucking Hankey that they needed a hearing about it, but the school gets shot up everyday and nobody gives a shit.  Who’s the real piece of shit here?  The actual piece of shit or the town’s people?

I guess literally calling them “PC babies” wasn’t enough of a clue for you as to what Matt and Trey were going for.

This review reads like a plea to ditch nuance and pick a lane when it comes to satirizing something as big as American Culture.

A television show didn’t present a clear moral position and now you’re confused as to how you should feel? That’s the most depressingly pathetic admission I’ve read in a long time, John. 

“What really derails this episode, however, is that we’re never supposed to know exactly how we’re supposed to feel about what’s going on here.”

“I wanna stand by my friend”

It’s endlessly fascinating how “woke” fans of this show are actually trying to spin this episode into something they can agree with. Hankey is portrayed as a literal and figurative piece of shit, but that doesn’t mean the show’s against his existence. They’re clearly portraying the townspeople as socially reactive…

“What?! What are they crying about now?!”