His name sounds like your accountant who seems too young to be trusted.

I was there last night — and have gone at least one day/night to each US Open for well over a decade — and I can say I have never experienced humidity like that at the Open before. It was claustrophobic, inescapable. Never really got better as the night went on. The group I was with all felt so physically unwell we…

Don’t some BBQ sauces have cola in them? Can’t she just pass this off as some high-concept “deconstructed” chicken tenders experience or some shit?

I’m just happy we’re getting some tennis coverage in this dead period where there are no major championships occurring.

I’m the highest paid player on the Dallas Wings, and my salary is in the low six figures. [Harrison Barnes, the highest paid player on the Dallas Mavericks, made $24 million last season.] He’s definitely younger than me. Do you know his stats? Was he an All-Star? I mean, it doesn’t matter.

Plus, Patrick takes the players’ salaries and describes that as the labor costs. There are many people working for the teams, not just the players. There are security, ushers, travel coordinators etc. For the NBA, these costs are likely negligible, but for the WNBA, it is a larger percentage of the income. Add in the…

I’ve seen a few of these articles posted and they never provide any actual details.  I don’t care how many All Star games or WNBA titles you’ve won.  Pay isn’t a result of accolades, it’s a result of value generation.  Hard to say how much someone earns without knowing how much value they generate in relation to the…

I know this isn’t going to go well but is it possible that they only receive 20% of revenue because the WNBA as a whole is NOT as profitable as the NBA? They have to pull less revenue because the cost of running the league is equal to the NBA but the revenue is not equal to the NBA?  I could be mistaken but last time…

A little too on the nose. Any detective worth their salt knows Philadelphians often treat cheesesteaks as legal tender.

Or they were just, you know, sleeping at 3:20AM.

If your brother doesn’t tell that story at least once a day, he’s leaving money on the table. 

One time my brother threw a quarter 20 feet into the toll tray for the car in front of him because the guy was short 25 cents.

I can’t find the person who said this to source the quote, but someone pointed out that this picture of Incognito looks like Incognito’s forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to orally pleasure him. 

Displayed a zesty attitude and vivacious personality?

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

It’s not a market, though. Mutual Funds, Stocks, et al at least pretend to be tied to the real world. Pieces might bottom out but somewhere in the mix is an actual product making people actual money. The tide is low in crypto right now right now, but there is always the possibility of someone pulling the stopper out…

Insert obligatory George Foreman reference here.

In all seriousness, which of his 6 total completions made them think that in the long run this was the right call? This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever see and I’m a Browns fan.

Was this really solely, or even primarily, McDermott’s decision though?

And we might get a sequel! From yesterday: