Dusty clearly refers to Baker and is code for “my ulnar collateral ligament has exploded!”

“The rock was actually at the top of the mountain.  

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!!!”

FOOKEN KINJEN GETUM GONNA!

When did Gary Bettman start making $50 mil a year?

If this actually leads to Jones suing the the league or some other form of NFL cannibalism, just hook this story right into my veins.

To be perfectly honest, I kind of get where he was going. I rarely hear such an outcry against denigrating the dead for the sake of the Darwin Awards; just because the person in question happened to be a beloved baseball star (near-legend, even) doesn’t change that an incredibly risky activity ended his life at a…

Yeah, I realize I’m toeing the line of shit take. But at the same time, when a collective is getting the pillory ready, it’s also important to remember when genuine remorse has been shown. There’s still value in someone being honest enough to say they’ve fucked up; that’s far from automatic in 2017. 

“Is this my weekend with the kids? No, I think that’s next week. This must be the Jay-Cees golf scramble weekend. But then when’s the Hands on a Hardbody?”

This is a toy for rich people... not unlike a high end motorcycle or a sports car. They’re inevitably going to get cocky, disrespect it and kill themselves. If he’d been piloting a Ferrari or a Ducati it’d just be another famous person killed by incompetence.

He was flying recklessly and you blame the manufacturer. You suck with your clickbait bullshit. You are exploiting this tragedy, not reporting on it.

Two of the three crashes were pilot error. Having said that the only time I’m flying just above the ground is on takeoff and landing. Old pilots or bold pilots.

It’s flying. Take it seriously or die. Sometimes, take it seriously and die. Either way, what a cool looking little airplane.

So a relatively inexperienced pilot turns up the wrong canyon and bounces of a rock wall and it’s the THIRD CRASH FOR NEW RECREATIONAL PLANE. No, Justin, it’s the third crash for some pilots who fucked up. I read about people who die on the highway because someone did something stupid and hardly ever is there a lovely…

Wait — do you hear that??

Unless McAdoo is calling plays like “Throw a shitty INT” or “Completely fail to block that pass rusher”, maybe the players should share a TINY bit of the blame. Just maybe.

When your head coach is an insufferable hardass who also happens to look like the sales manager of a 1990s tri-state Ford-Lincoln-Mercury dealership, he probably needs to do better than 1-7 to keep the locker room.

my family is contractually obligated to have 2-6 “boston sports radio chuds” at my funeral so they can roast me and tell my dead body and living relatives how fucked up and dumb i was

Can reporters only ask him Titanic themed questions from now on? I want to see how long this can go on before he finds out what happened to it.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”