I’m pregnant, I drink with dinner, eat lunch meat, drink coffee and GASP! Don’t need anyone’s advice, because I have educated myself on the risks. Thank yoooou.

Here is the Clinton scandal in one fell swoop.

Take care when calling a black person “articulate.” There’s a lot of history with that term in the black community & it often doesn’t come off as a compliment regardless of your intentions. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/04/wee…

You guys need to just have a unicameral house like us. If your legislation doesn’t pass, TOUGH FUCKING COOKIES. YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW, moms spaghetti etc etc

Because the Republicans are a bunch of whiny titty babies who refuse to approve a budget if it doesn’t have the stupid shit they want in it.

When your representatives are this awful and reactionary and anti-woman, maybe it’s time to dissolve the lower chamber. Single-chamber senatorial parliamentary system ftw, ‘cause democracy ain’t working.

I have far more admiration for the skills and patience to take on a project like this - something that has actual, practical use: illustrating what it takes to replicate modern foodstuffs we can pick up at the grocery store and/or deli down the street - than the skills it takes to create a Chrome extension that lets…

Yeah I couldn’t snark on this either. I admire the curiosity and dedication.

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

Slow Food isn’t stupid if you think about generating economic activity at a local level. He could have reached out to nearby dairy and poultry farms, grew some tomatoes and lettuce on his porch, and picked up bread at a baker. Good for the environment, good for his local economy, way less time and money.

God forbid someone takes the time to understand the world around them.

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

75%, at 90%

Every time he signs something “bo” I momentarily think that the dog wrote it, because I’m silly.

We absolutely need this. I can only hope the cats will get on that task list of making the humans at Jezebel, Gawker, etc reduce the giant old people text sizes back to normal.

And this, my friends, is the difference between the man who holds the office, and the fictional person who does in House of Cards. Kevin Spacey makes the point that there is only one chair behind the desk in the oval office. Barack Obama says “when we came into office”.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Relevant and hillarious: https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

From a comment by Joel Johnson on the gawker joins union post:

I wish someone would make a really butch sounding IUD. I would 100% get an IUD that was called something like "ThunderGuts" and came with one of those Detroit type "this is America, we don't worry about being fancy, we just get the damn job done" commercials.