Except a standard martini is made with gin. Vodka is a variation.

No, it makes perfect sense. If you don't report the numbers, you can't compare which schools have the highest reported rates of sexual assaults. If you can't compare schools, you can't attempt to make informed decisions about which schools are safest, or at least have the best track record of dealing with these…

Well Padma Lakshmi isn't a chef, she's a model/actress/tv host so it kind of is about how hot she is. And I don't mind that shot of her one bit.

Happy anniversary!

Still no emoji for that most graceful and beautiful of creatures, the alot?

also Anna Kendrick and whoever she ends up with because duh Anna Kendrick

not mad, their kids seem like ballers.

I'd say Angie and Brad but you know you'd end up babysitting for free.

I saw Christie Brinkley at the aquarium in Boston, just behind us at the ticket counter. At first I was just struck by her radiant beauty; she emanates light. We made eye contact, and I recognize her, "that's Christie Brinkley!". She must have seen the light bulb go off, because then she winked at me and put her…

IT COUNTS.

Ummmm where are Ellen and Portia

What I learned from this is Allison Janney is fucking awesome and also Easy A is the best teen movie ever.

A little goes a long way. Just like with hing.

Belladonna pesto would solve some of those problem customers.

I feel validated. As a classically trained signer, I've defended Lady Gaga for ages saying, "Trust me, she can SING" and everyone's like "yeah yeah yeah".

Here is some excellent vintage Stefani Germanotta in her pre-Gaga days for your information and edification. The woman has got mad skillz.

Most of her fan base. She really is the real deal. I think now that she's really and officially a respected and established artist we will continue to see her perform for like this in the future.

Gaga in her head, "Suck it Madonna!"

I LIKED IT TOO. So there Jezebel editorial staff.

What show are you watching, because it must not have been the fun and yes, awesome, performance I watched. I could not stop smiling.