It’s been a super busy week for authorities here in good ol’ Nebraska.

We still haven’t topped “cop & his wife eat brownies made from confiscated marijuana, thinks he and his wife overdosed and are dying.”

Incredibly beautiful and moving, and she is so lucky to have had the resources (financial, social, political, emotional) to have been able to do that.

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

but instead of lemonade, she’ll call it #pumpkinspicelatte and it will be available just in time for the holidays.

Does anyone else get depressed when they find out celebrities are younger than they are? Britney Spears is a few months younger than I am, LeAnne Rimes is two whole years younger than I am. What have I done with my life? I have a reputation among local non profits for being able to use a database, and married the best…

OMG this is such a tired spin. Hillary has been working for the middle and lower classes her entire career as a public servant. And considering how good she is at law she could have made hundreds of millions of dollars as a partner at a good law firm but she chose not to and went into politics to help people. She is…

She’s Britney, bitch.

Need a teen pop sensation? Why not Zoidberg!?!

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Part of me is saying “Hope Solo is an asshole and we should retreat to minimum safe distance” and then I’m like, “wait a minute, for once a woman has a job because she’s the best at it despite being an asshole, which has been SOP for dudes since 75,000 BC.” Ben Rothlisberger, for instance, still has a job with very…

Christine Lepera, you are trash.

I’m a firm believer in unionization and the benefits it has brought to the American worker (both white collar and blue collar). But unions - like any organization - are only as good as the people who lead them. Unfortunately, rather than working to restore our unions, many Americans bought into the idea that we should…

I HATE the whole “motherhood as a job” thing, whether it’s to call it the hardest, or easiest, or most important job ever. Motherhood is just one variety of life. I also dislike the concept of “parent” as a verb. Somehow it strikes me as just more precious that the older fashioned “raising” of children. I have three…

There’s been THREE Cormoran Strike novels. I know because I’m obsessed with them.

You rang?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The candidate that white straight dudes prefer lost by several million votes, there has to be some reason why it doesn’t count that the other candidate got way more votes. It must be a conspiracy, these emails about strategies from after Bernie’s campaign no longer had any possibility of winning…

“Furthermore, Jill Stein is right! We have a HUGE conflict of interest, here in America. You have big pharma running the regulatory agencies.”

The Benie or Bust crowd, excuse me, I mean “very genuine Green Party supporters,” keep claiming the MSM, DWS and HRC (why not CIA, too?) are behind this story. Do they not recall the Green Party had a pro-homeopathy and vaccine-skeptical platform until the entire party was swamped by the corporate-by-comparison…

Just looking at that photo I’m flashing back to Robert Downey, Jr.’s character in “Less Than Zero.” (I know, I know...I am an old.)