Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

It’s far-fetched, but her dad was in the communist party, and there’s enough shadiness about her immigration status when she first came over that I could see Moscow having helped her. Probably still not true but, like you said, an excellent movie plot point.

I have a personal theory too that she is a deep cover Putin agent who was sent to keep tabs on Donald Trump and groom him to be President. Sounds far-fetched, I know, but it makes one great spy story.

In fact, that might even be the extra layer to it. She knows her life is hell as long as she’s with him—but she knows he, and his minions, will unleash even more hell if they ever do divorce.

Oh, she’ll never criticize him. There’s no way in hell she didn’t sign a prenup that specifically calls that out.

And if she does divorce him while he’s President, can you imagine the misogynistic assault the right wing would subject her to?

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

It’s obvious what happened to Red. He became the best Pokemon trainer in his region, but didn’t get the media or sponsorship deals that type of achievement should entail. His flashier counterpart Blue, who beat the Elite 4 first, caught the eyes of the region. Red, broke and destitute continued living at home and…

Al Capone wasn’t brought down for any of his murders, but for stiffing the tax man. We have to take what we can get, I suppose.

Well, as one of the 4 daughters of a man who retained his sexist attitudes after I was born, colour me not shocked. Becoming fathers doesn’t cure men of sexist attitudes.

We can all go ahead and vote yes on 4. Legalization is on the ballot in less than a month.

I’m guessing it’s a full-handed reach between her thighs and cup the crotch authoritively. Excuse me while I go shower forever after picturing that and typing iit out.

Eh, I can see a (relatively) normal kid with an active imagination doing something like this after reading My Side of the Mountain or something like that. He didn’t torture and mutilate an animal just for kicks--it sounds like he found the dead squirrel, and for whatever reason, his first thought was “I better take…

I just read this, too. The false name “Crimson” coupled with then use of “Ron” made me think that Ron Howard is a candidate here. :(

“- If your 11 year old decides she no longer likes the butterfly print that was so cool when she was 6, you can exchange it for another color/print. No questions asked.”

Something funny happened with me: sure, I cooled on the game, but it got me walking so much that I was posting great step counts on my Garmin tracker. I’d been wearing that for months and generally ignoring it.

Vernor’s is very spicy. There are some specialty mixer ginger ales that are also quite spicy - I think that they may be called Q?

Love me some Vernor’s, but it may not be nationwide.

Ray Stantz was the primary occult history researcher, Egon Spengler was the primary parapsychological theorist, and they collaborated on the tech. Peter Venkman’s job was to get them out of the library and lab and into the business.