What do you mean, “what do you mean, ‘you people’?”

I think we’re underestimating just how much fun it is to laugh at the Oak— er, Soon-to-Be Las Vegas Raiders. Ironically, the SBLV Raiders will actually be nowhere near Super Bowl 55 due to the fact that they are, chronically, The Raiders.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

You know how every old-time wrestler or wrestling manager can do a great Dusty Rhodes impression? I get the feeling everyone at NFL Network can do a Mike Mayock impression. You wonder if he even knows that he’s an open joke.

Christ, this place is going legit or something.

Matt IS Drew. Drew IS Matt. Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

...he supports the president because he gets a massive tax cut, and not because of the racism.

Ziggy! One of the most famous alums of my law school.

Rich people’s obsession with tax cuts will forever blow my mind. Like, you’re ALREADY a billionaire. Dude’s already old so he’s got no chance at being the richest man ever. So really it’s all about siding with white supremacy to add a couple of numbers to a bottom line. I mean, he’ll never face consequences for…

downs a handful of Klonopin with a jigger of cheap bourbon and waits for blessed oblivion

WHY YOUR OWNER SUCKS; 2019

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

Even if the 99 lives cheat code worked for WASH QB’s, they would still have to sign someone off the scrap heap in December.

“This will be Year 3 since the most epic collapse in professional sports history...”

“You ain’t got no rings, Coach Quinn”

Why not hire a disgraced alcoholic fishing boat captain while you’re at it, Dan?

W.T. Sherman nods in approval.

Is Keith Brooking still the most popular jersey at Falcons games? Those fans really respect his, uh, work ethic, ya know.

If they can co-opt the “ok,” sign. We can use Betty.