Glasnow picked the worst possible time to succumb to Barry Zito Disease.

I think BB was holding out for an idiotic murder plot with chewed bubble gum left in the getaway car. 

She used to be District Attorney for San Francisco.

Trump is jealous because he doesn’t have an Emmy.

Ray, I’ve loved your work since Page 2. You have been crushing it over here.

This needs way more stars.

Richie Incognito, is that you?

I had to consider the source, no matter how right he was.

+65

Delaware is the real-life Twilight Zone.

Atlanta United, Georgia State, and the University of Alabama all tied for first.

“Rage-addled Oompa Loompa” and “Industrial-sized waste basket in a clip-on tie” are my favorites. Honorable mention to “anthropomorphic lie” because short and sweet.

Well he is a human bowel obstruction, so 375?

I don’t know you, but I love you.

I forgot they were dating. Though the Kardashian Kurse would easily explain why he can’t shoot.

I like this comedy pyramid. Real talk.

Kent should have been in by now.

You’d be amazed. Raiders fans travel well, thanks to the massive bus fleet owned by the California Department of Corrections.

Preposterous. The P.F. Chang’s in Emeryville is much closer to Oakland.

Ditto. It’s been decades since I had one, but I can still taste it.