Temperatures at Everest have been rising steadily, which has led to melting glaciers and a rapidly changing landscape.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

Back off, dude. He played varsity. At f***ing Babson. He’s lost more money on Draft Kings than you’ll ever lose on anything.

NARRATOR: He did not.

Korean kid from OC who casually throws around the N-word and threatens lynching? KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER.

Little know fact: ‘I’ll kill you and your fucking family you stupid motherfucker’ is actually the Massachusetts state motto. 

I agree, Santa Clara is a terrible choice 

I look forward to the announcement that they’ve traded Derek Carr for some Airbnb gift cards.

Broke Back Carson

Because field turf is so much worse than playing on a half dirt stadium.

If the Raiders lease Memorial Stadium and somehow bail out the UC Regents and their almost-bankrupting of Cal with those moronic stadium renovations and usurious loan choices, they’ll go out of town as conquering heroes, so there’s absolutely no possibility of that option happening.

The former Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium only had one critical violation- Food appears to be from Papa John’s.

Meanwhile, the Golden State Warriors’ Oracle Arena in Oakland had just one high-level violation across 89 food outlets—of fucking course. Just be happy for those deviant Soylent chuggers and their lack of beef drip.

The Athletic’s “chief content officer,” Paul Fichtenbaum

I miss Culver's #butterburger

But she can do it backwards and in high heels.

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history.