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I think this is almost entirely a show put on for the media. Any GM unwilling to sign a perennial 6 WAR player who hasn’t even hit his prime yet because of one interview should be fired, and out of a cannon. But once some columnist makes a big deal out of it, suddenly everyone in baseball has to play along with this

To be fair, a prime Mike Morse at full speed would lose a footrace to a disinterested Eddie Gaedel.

Oh. Oh shit, that didn’t even occur to me. Wow.

The worst part about this is now we have eleven more months of listening to people insist that Garoppolo is the single greatest quarterback in football history based on a handful of decent games he played post-trade.

I’m blaming The Apprentice for an awful lot these days too.

I’m sorry Ms. Jackson - Oooh!
I’m full of feeeeeear.
Never meant to kill Lamar that way.
I am not elite, I’m just okay.

Let me fix that for you.

The Gold Rush ended in 1855 anyway!

It’s almost like there is something about him, different from all the other golfers, that makes some people hate him. I don’t know what that might be but I hear ya.

They are toast. Their 2 potential saving graces in which they need to rely on to salvage the season are:

“It doesn’t look good”

Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

Pirate Dog telling me All Lives Matter (...in Vermont!) was the oddest one I saw this summer.

Our annual family trip to Wildwood (please don’t judge us!) involved obligatory trips to the boardwalk, so these delightful images assaulted my retinas on multiple occasions. I have got to do a better job convincing my wife that staying in Cape May is worth the expense.

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

a true leader sets an example for his teammates with a tireless work ethic

Ben Roethlisberger said he will not be practicing today. Taking a veteran’s day off.

That’s what she said.

Get this guy out of the grays.