Alright, I made it through! Well played, Drew, well played.

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Thoughts and prayers, Tammi.

“I made my dear friends death all about ME” - FTFY

Your comment amounts to “fuck those disease-having pieces of shit.”

it’s like a hydra if the heads were Larry, Moe and Curly Joe on acid.

The increased use of the infield defensive shift also did in Ryan Howard. He could never make the adjustment.

You failed the survivors.

Get the fuck over yourself.

A funeral is not for the dead. It is for the living. You didn’t protest her actions, you abandoned your friends at a time when they needed to share their grief with you and yours with them.

True but when you actually run what I wrote through the Trumpifier 2000 the results are a bit different:

It’s like he saw Medusa, or he’s wondering if he locked the door before heading to catch the team plane.

We don’t have one more year of this or two more years or three more years. He will be on our roster through this season and the following four, and we’ll be paying him for years after that. Yet we came up millions short on the best infielder this team has had since Brooks fucking Robinson. Our FO is such a mess, it’s…

Didn’t Howard decline due to injury? He tore the ACL on the last out of the playoffs in 2011 and was never the same after that. As far as I know, Davis’ decline isn’t injury-related.

I am originally from Philadelphia, and I remember the Ryan Howard contract well. I went to college in Maryland and moved down here afterwards. I had to deal with tons of Orioles fans coming out of the woodwork when they were decent for a few years. I also had to deal with all of my friends telling me that Chris Davis’…

17mil to be the worst at what you’re doing in the long history of people doing what you’re doing - it’s downright Trumpian in it’s grandeur.

We get to laugh about how bad this contract is for another 20 years! He deferred Bobby Bonilla style!

I did mean Liberal Arts. You would make a great partner in one of those board games where you have to guess a word or phrase based on your partner’s clues. Maybe this game also would have a list of words or phrases you can’t use as clues.

I did mean Liberal Arts. The Last Kiss was shit.

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

Think he meant Liberal Arts which was slightly better.