He’s so hung up on everything he’s associated with being the “-est” - biggest, greatest, most amazingest - that when becomes the most jailest president ever, it’s going to be hilariously ironic.
Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.
Well that’s an Astros name I haven’t heard in awhile, Danny Darwin.
I dunno, it’s been pretty normal for the Reds to finish their purges before May Day
Your first post? You created a burner account just to say that? welcome to Deadspin, but that’s not even a hot take or a left/right political issue. That’s just being a bad person
He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.
Peak 53%
If you know who stole Scottie Pippen’s tractors, please get in touch.
“I think for two years or four years or five years, Michael Cohen would be a stand-up guy. I think he’d tell them go piss up a rope. But depending on dollars involved, which can be a big driver, or if they look at him and say it’s not two to four years, it’s 18 to 22, then how loyal is he?” said one defense lawyer who…
White people: “They were loitering and refused to leave when asked. It’s Starbucks’ right to do this.”
If I had his kinda money, I’d splurge on Lambos.
They told Good Morning America that they arrived at the store at around 4:35 p.m. for a 4:45 p.m. meeting with local businessman Andrew Yaffe. Call logs show that the Starbucks employee called 911 at 4:37 p.m.
Man’s gotta put food on his family.
Because we all know that it would take someone incredible to be the life partner of Pop. Obviously, when great people die, it’s a tragedy.
It’s weirdly callous. LeBron’s played for Pop multiple times as part of Team USA and has repeatedly expressed his love and appreciation for the guy. Dropping that bomb on him is a dick move, and honestly I thought he handled it amazingly well.
I could not fucking believe they did that.
They sprung this news on LeBron in the postgame interview (which is a gross thing to do) and he choked up on live TV. Obviously Pop is loved in the NBA community and I suspect a whole lot of players knew Erin and cared about her as well. I’m sure Pop will receive an absolute outpouring of sympathy, both publicly and…