James Jones is hidin’ in the stove, eh?

Did it play?

Good Morning Vietnam has me intrigued.

Flat Mamba. Jesus Christ that’s so good.

Whyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

This is the right answer. Had a racist neighbor whose dog only barked at my dog and me.

I generally prefer to listen to the studio versions of songs. The full versions, mind you: 17-minute Rapper’s Delight or GTFO.

You should move to the block Mrs. Slime and I just fled from.

Free Ramona Africa

I would have to be high to enjoy them?

Their logo should be a Gadsden flag with a bootstrap instead of a snake.

Some of us are violently allergic to evangelical twee.

Well, it’s not far down to paradise; at least it’s not for me:

You asshole. +1

We didn’t launder the money. We just submerged it in soapy water until it wasn’t dirty anymore.

Those sirens have him all fucked up in the game. He’ll be dead in less than three years.

I wonder whether it was the same cousin who kidnapped his laptop.

Starrlene is becoming increasingly self-aware. She admitted to being a ZERO in addition to being a RACIST.

20 years ago he was half as dumb.