He sucks. That is what he does. That is all of the what he does.

Oh, what a feeling, I’m feeling life:

Right? If the style was boring, every kid in Northern California wouldn’t be dribbling out of the post to jack up a 3.

The numbers don’t lie.

I cannot stop staring at your avatar.

All this time, damn near ten years now, I couldn’t put my finger on it and then BAM! he nailed it.

Looks like Gandalf’s Cinderella Arwen run is about to end.

Just keep pounding away at those Catholic losers

Good to know what Danny Almonte is up to these days.

Let’s take a walk down Nibbles Lane: https://deadspin.com/5444021/scottie-pippen-would-not-like-to-thank-all-the-little-people

Kevin Bass was already booked.

This is a Great Leap Forward for the organization.

“Marmalade Mugabe” is a serious contender for “Dolt 45's” nickname championship belt.

Where the hell is the LOLMETS tag?

Night Court was sooooooo good.

Most of the balloons are filled with shaving cream. One of them contains an orange flag. Grab that flag and you get your contract bought out and exiled to the G League.

Because it’s a breakup song, I can see Darth Becky taking a stab at Burn Rubber. In which case I might have to burn mayo.

A call-up from Fresno.

She pulled a literal “Get Out” with one of the best, most festive songs ever.

Sweet Jesus. It’s like Richard Cheese without the irony.