Oh Mother.

If white people can’t have it, no one can.

They saw an envelope and felt they had to PUSH IT

S4 of Dexter was great. I stopped right when that season ended.

The Catheter Cowboy?

You’ve thought this one through. I’m not judging at all.

He probably never saw Under Siege 2.

“What is a euphemism for a Peter Dinklage courtesy flush?”

DudeYerGettingADelmon: BOOM BITCH

Ichiro’s one of my favorite players ever. I need to take Mrs. Slime up there to catch a game.

The world is supposed to be their comfort zone. It’s up to everyone else to adapt to them, or so they have been conditioned to believe.

Truth.

I want these guys to narrate every good thing that happens to me for the rest of my life.

Great value if you want to shit blood for an hour or two.

+4

Always wondered who sang this song.

No, but I heard that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.

Oh, this is good.

#doublewinner