All I remember from that Super Bowl was the rain, and Prince’s halftime show.

My wife and I sprung for floor seats on the Welcome 2 America tour in 2011. I watched him play the Purple Rain solo right in front of me at a distance of about six feet. When the solo finished, I turned to my wife and said, “My life is complete.”

+1 beer bottle with a rubber glove on it

If he got kidnapped by ISIS, I’d root for the machete.

Moral victories don’t accrue interest though.

Let’s take it back to 1990. Every time I hear this bassline is like the first time I hear this bassline.

It all began Monday in an Indiana trailer park.

Homeboy looks like he has Hepatitis F and the H1N35 virus (also known as the armadillo flu).

I’m just glad Trump doesn’t do blow, or Red Dawn might have started a few months ago, instead of now.

Truth. The Brothers Johnson are/were truly underrated.

Drango Unprotected

As someone who did theater in college and couldn’t get cast to save my goddamn life... no.

This is almost a worse idea than having Shaq lob bricks at the students from 15 feet away.

RIP. As much as I love Biggie, I felt he did Craig mad dirty on the remix.

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT THERE’S GAS IN THE CAR

She’s taken her talents to the capoeira instructor.

The Eagles’ catalog is the original soundtrack for white mediocrity.

Sebadoh - Not Too Amused

A Prayer for Owen Weenie

Friar? I barely knew her!