No, you kinda don’t.

That movie was about four different Reddit subs smashed together and come to life.

Both?

He’s taking too long.

Since I was alive when the Sixers traded for Moses in ‘82, I’m not even going to waste my time clicking that link.

You spelled Page 2 wrong.

The vasectomy surgeon.

When we stayed at the Westin in Rome, our bathroom had a bidet.

“I’m just here so I don’t get double suspended.”

+4:44

The man child is incapable of nuance. To borrow a phrase, he said what he said.

I know I’m an awful person for saying this, but I have yet to see a picture of her that doesn’t make me want to punch that shit-finger-painting smirk off of her face. OMFG

This song is the mother of all earworms. Like most of America, I hadn’t heard this song before Guardians of the Galaxy.

Oh, he’s totally getting re-elected. Nothing matters anymore.

I’m currently listening to the last part of the Last Podcast series on Jonestown. Truly bonechilling from start to finish.

Donahue clearly paid extra for the Hard Pass.

Jesus. Panda’s going to demand a five-count the next time he squishes some poor bastard in the camera well diving for a foul ball.

The worst part: This four-year-old is the physical manifestation of middle America’s lizard brain. They voted him in, and they can’t be bothered with reality either.

Oh, that Thomas! Yeah, that’s Deep South Philly right there. Super white, and super racist to boot.

Three words: Virtue. Signaling. Fuckboi.