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A moral victory isn’t going to make my life easier as a black man. It isn’t going to keep me and my family safe and sound and employed. So that’s a no-go on the solace.

There is nothing worse than having to bury a child. My heart aches for Ivan and his wife, as well as any other family that has to live through each day of such an ordeal (because it truly lasts for the rest of your life).

Oh fuck. That’s the same guy. Good eye.

This is a new reality, my friend. Nothing matters anymore.

Boomerangs. Herpes. The Roseanne Show.

This is a spot-on re-enactment of the gag reel for the TV show The Royal Family.

This could have been worse. Quite a few South American set pieces involve live ammo at Hedda Gabler performances.

I think it’s a way for them to justify the wealth gap.

Cognitive dissonance on a hundred thousand trillion.

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Let’s take it back to the winter of 1996:

I know, right? She’s the Al Oerter of that shit.

So it’s Boiling Points mixed with What Would You Do, with a twist of snuff.

The only thing better than sex with someone you love is sex with someone you *like*.

The 44th one.

He’ll melt before he hits the ground in LA.

Unfortunately, Twitler has neither.

I love you.

Belee dat.

Wait... isn’t Brynn Cameron the one who had a kid with Matt Leinart?