I bet it’s 2-4 with time served.

I know a passive-aggressive corporate exile when I see one.

I’m sure the list will include potato salad and the right to vote.

Whitlock is at Fox News Sports.

My favorite band. And I’m probably about 15 years too young for that distinction.

BOOM BITCH

I know what many of you are thinking.

Put 100+ wins in the penalty box for two years? The NCAA can do better than that.

60 + 40 = 100. A perfect ten, squared.

Here’s a spoiler: His parents are related.

Spew a lot of hate and then delete the repository that neatly contains it for posterity.

Did this jagoff actually play the “Only God can judge me” card?

Don’t blame him, he voted for Stein.

Re2pect

Baines doesn’t get enough love in either the DH or HOF conversation.

Wish I’d had this line in my arsenal yesterday, while dealing with a fuckboi of a neighbor.

Twist ending: LeBron drowns in the Cavs’ team swimming pool after staring too closely and longingly at his own reflection.

Scrabble score.

+1

I feel like that story has always been hiding in plain sight but no one wanted to acknowledge it. I knew Bela hugging those girls was weird when I was 12 and Sir Mix-A-Lot name checked him in “Beepers”.