My grandmother taught me to start a sauce with flour, milk, and butter and run that through the macaroni before layering it with cheese in a casserole.

I love a good Deadspin alley-oop.

She’s responsible for the popularity of Phillip McGraw and Mehmet Oz, aka Quack #1 and Quack #2. She also gave the anti-vaxxer movement a dangerously large platform. And don’t get me started on The Secret, Deepak Chopra, and Eckhart Tolle. Fuck... come to think of it, she’s been harmful enough to American culture that…

As accurate as it was, it was when you called 45 a... um... s-head.

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

I got into The Cranberries in college, as I expanded my musical horizons. Dolores had a distinctive and amazing voice. I’m saddened by her passing. RIP

Bill Conlin

Cutty also plays Z (a recurring character) on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

MajorBurn, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

The best acceptance speech we’ll never see.

[Marv Albert voice] From way downtown!

Preach.

There was almost no time at all between marriages, so yeah, math checks out here.

Goddamn this needs more stars.

+1

Oprah could win, easily. Because Oprah could pull the 53% percent of secretly racist white woman who voted for Trump. When those white woman claim that they have a black friend, they are talking about Oprah.

+1

Oh my fuck. That is hysterical.

Magnificent.

Cheers, everybody. 2017 can fuck all the way off.