Silver lining: Frank has found the perfect words for his suicide puzzle.

Alabama over California?

xkcd may be the Shakespeare of our generation.

I’ll have what they’re having. Send edibles and pills to:

Huh huh huh... both ends...

+140 pitches... in April

It is if you’ve ever been there.

The Russian judge nominated him for a Cabinet post.

What’s your secret?

Leave it to the US to find new ways to reward mediocrity and/or incompetence. At least this one doesn’t involve the White House.

Can we choose to be rid of both?

I blame religion. It’s buried the shame seed deeply in so many families and people.

You’re brown, but trying to hide behind white privilege in order to use *that* word.

Never, with a hard r.

Vescey double-parked by a hydrant.

This racism doesn’t seem casual at all. Giving this one a grade of Incomplete.

A second scoop of ice cream.

The last year and a half have broken my empathy meter, so I’m hesitant to give Lemon a pass so quickly. This isn’t WWE where a bad guy can redeem himself simply by harming another bad guy. This is real life, and while I know it’s a hellscape (politically, emotionally, and actually) that doesn’t mean we should lower…

They beat the game on easy, so they want to up the difficulty because they think that will unlock more cool shit.

“Electric Jesus”