An enchanting afternoon this young couple will never remember.

I lost it at “M-M-Mayonnaise Music”

White trash is as white trash does.

If I was him, I would try to play through the pain and win another ring out of spite.

I thought The Root’s Clapback Mailbag was tomorrow.

He must have been building a swing and a miss.

+1 for the deep cut

No. No no no hell fucking no.

My SIL calls them Trumpzis.

Yup. I’m legitimately bummed by this news. I feel awful for his family: wife, two kids... I hope his parents aren’t still alive to bury him.

+1. We also would have accepted Roger Clemens.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

“It’s the end of September!”

Anti-choice.

There was probably a GM behind those good decisions. One who’s probably in Canton, even.

All he does is lose.

I am convinced he’s functionally retarded.

Bo was that dude. His 1989 ASG homer still hasn’t landed yet.

Not pictured: David Lee, silver medal

The banned is on the field!