Because his girlfriend forgot to take her pill.

Speak for yourself. I’m damaged because of bullying and neglectful parents.

Is he spitting? He’s spitting!

The Doctor of Style, Jerome Boger

This is what I’m talking about. That old school shit.

He disrespected the flag, if I’m not mistaken.

It’s not a joke if it’s true.

If I could send 40-year-old me back in time to speak to 16-year-old me, I’d tell him to grab a knife during the anthem and get a head start on cutting himself.

I’m one of three or four black people who doesn’t like watermelon, but when the subject comes up, I can’t help but think of this clip. If I did eat watermelon, I would own the FUCK out of it.

Lurie does not support the kneeling. I read an article where he said Kaep would never be on his team because of his protests.

I almost cried when I read that phrase. I’m not going to be an NFL fan for much longer.

Unfortunately, this year Halloween falls on a Tuesday.

The Eating for Six.

Avocado potato salad?

That would be a dumber decision than electing Very Annoying Orange to be president.

A kinder, gentler serial abuser.

Grim Reaper is binging like a motherfucker lately.

Makes me want to dig up my DVD and watch it tonight.

I’d like to think that this is what happened to Donovan McNabb in Jacksonville.

He’s a fucking goon, he basically hurt Russ on purpose.