The light-skinned v. dark-skinned feuding was an insidious subplot of the 2016 Finals that I thought deserved more ink than it got. As a black man, I both understood and was disturbed by what was going on.

Dear 2017,

If I spring for a WaPo subscription, will he huck it from the stretch?

I LOVED that scene, especially the last line. Shows that two grown men can yell at each other and still be friends. (Mr. Carter, Mr. West, write this down.)

AW WHAT THE CHRISTING FUCK

You rang?

You’ve obviously never seen an episode of Criminal Minds.

I wouldn’t. Then again, I’m from Philly, so you could argue that I don’t know how to win.

I’d been waiting for this article all fucking season. Billy Frontrunner literally can’t help himself.

Not enough. It will take at least one piece of silverware to shut up the—

You’ll be happy to know I’m dressing up as a lecherous Klansman for Halloween.

This may seem radical and a questionable hill to die on, but I stopped being a fan of Federer when he ghosted Tiger after the scandal.

Dre? Kanye? Just Blaze? Prodigy?

Well played.

I think the same thing about the word “deplorables”.

Definitely not.

Our window closed when Howard’s Achilles opened.

In my experience, you say, “Hey dipshit, I can puke in the restroom or I can puke by the soda fountains. At this point, I don’t give a shit anymore.” And then the 16-year-old cast member calls security and you’re banned from California Adventure.

#13thAmendment

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