We also would have accepted St. Ides. That’s a bingo!

Are we sure the DNC isn’t running the USSF, or vice versa?

Arena should have been fired at halftime.

I don’t even like Washingtons in my pocket

+1

I never liked him anyway. Pretty motherfucker.

So basically, GTA: The Gathering?

If his heart is bleeding, he’ll get a full ride to Oberlin.

That Wildcat’s name: Rollie Massimino.

He’s got to get himself together. He’s stuck in a moment that he can’t get out of.

You should tweet that to him. As much as I hate the Seahawks, if correcting this turns Walsh’s career around, after the Vikings cut you both, that kind of karmic retribution would give me a shred of hope for humanity. And I don’t even believe in karma. Or humanity. Or hope.

It has to be a pen name for a 400-lb white guy from North Dakota.

Only if you didn’t pre-dig the ditch. Rookie.

At least he’s in Vegas. Ron Hextall was stuck in Quebec City for multiple years.

Yup, it’s pretty much now or Angry Russ-bolts-for-the-Lakers.

Brief is a few weeks. 15 seconds is fleeting.

The only way Hov would spend that much time in Cleveland is if he were doing a joint album with Bone Thugz n Harmony.

You see the same thing in people today who still root for the Confederacy.

References to Paul Robeson *and* Loaded Lux? I’m on board.

Unfortunately, his base is too stupid to connect the dots.