If I ever create a game show, you’re invited.

Fuck me, I thought Tommy from Quinzee was satire.

I’m dying to know what the Doric moments were.

Tangerine Nightmare

Jingo, all the way.

THE POWER OF PAUL BUNYAN COMPELS YOU

Wait, Ronnie from New Edition is in the Cabinet?

Von Hayes

Those goggles tho

Up and over the cliff, because grandma over there thought a waffle iron was $400.

This is amazing.

It only recovers from free-range resonstructive surgeries.

A purple state, at best. No pun intended.

Oh, I remember this. It’s not Kreezus, but it’ll do.

O AN HE SEXY

#townbidness

Julio Machado

Here I go... back to prison.

Congratulations. Your user name is more spot-on than mine.

Philly’s been blue since the 19th Century. Was blue in November. We’re beyond hope.