I was thinking the same thing.

It is a terrible accusation. Unfortunately, there’s a mountain of evidence proving the accusation to be true. Should I be fired for saying 2 plus 2 equals 4?

In this day and age, it’s a worse crime to be thought of as racist than to actually be racist. It’s all about the optics, truth be damned.

Jem made the fatal mistake of signing a 360 deal.

Not at all. I want to build a T-1000 and send it back in time to kick his mother in the stomach.

It’s a great metaphor for life, though. No matter how hard you try to make it work, something along the way will fail to fuck it up.

Experience has taught me that it’s better to know who my enemies are.

It makes you wonder what kind of Mickey Mouse organization they’re running up there.

She’s way deep into the sunken place, she would have done it.

Been trying not to make that pun for the last 48 hours.

From your lips to Marchman’s ears.

Best Deadspin comment ever? +1

Obesity in Green Bay, WI.

Nope, it’s Wednesday.

Is she doing The People’s Eyebrow?

Nailed it.

I thought I was the only one who noticed that shade.

Bonus points if he doesn’t hang himself in 15 years.

They’ll probably charge $100 for parking.

“The guy that painted those tomato cans”