You know whose name is absent from that passage? God. Because he was nowhere to be found when those two victims would have needed him the most. Because he’s not real.

1983 here. Charlene on Diff’rent Strokes.

If they really cared about cracking down on domestic violence, Deidra Lane would have been suspended for life.

Are you being served? Abso-bloody-lutely!

Why the hell hasn’t ND fired Kelly already? Surely they could find dozens of coaches to lead their football team to a 9-4 record.

This was the shit back in ‘96.

Rome traffic makes Paris traffic look like Mayberry traffic.

My theory is that they’re hatefucking each other on behalf of the rest of humanity.

+1

Commissioner should have kicked him out of the league. What a tool.

But why doesn’t he have more runs?

He probably also roots for Alzheimer’s and the IRS.

Got his stupid ass locked in the sunken place... with no place to go-ooo!

Are you fucking retarded.

They have too much chemistry to not be smashing.

Oof.

Attaboy. +1

I like a good HamNo rant early in the morning...

Whiter than a Vermont blizzard.

I care more about the Wings’ lacrosse four-peat in the ‘90s.