Cricket meat and two veg

He’s a racist loudmouth. If I want that, I’ll watch Fox News.

Not stupid at all. Age 11 was a rough year for me, so this movie struck a nerve. Plus I had just buried a relative and was about to bury another. When Sadness brought all of the blue orbs to the control panel, I fucking lost it.

Last summer, I took a much younger relative out to lunch. Before the afternoon, I had explained to him who MLK, Rosa Parks, and George Washington Carver were, because he hadn’t learned about them in school.

So it’s actually the people who swim in those pools who are positive.

Jesus. Who hurt you?

I would pay to see that.

Yup, no one is coming to save us. Especially not Congress.

Queens get the mural... or not.

PINK FIGHT!!!!!!!11111

Some events just beg for piracy, like this fight. Or a Tidal-exclusive album release.

Am I allowed to root for CTE in this fight?

Pitbull is the one person on Earth on whom I would wish a torn ACL. Or cancer.

Eli proves it’s better to be lucky than good. He’s the Forrest Gump of the NFL.

Can I root for a Hamlet-Laertes outcome*? Because that’s what I’m hoping for.

Berman owns not one, but two teams in your league? How does that work?

He’s got 10-5 trade veto rights. He’s not going anywhere he doesn’t want to go.

There, there. Sometimes “word” just has to be said.

Anyone who lost to Trump should be banned from politics. All 18 of them.

I remember getting into hockey back in the fall of ‘87. I also remember the Flyers visiting Hartford and the Whalers hanging 7 or 8 goals on them. After about the fifth time hearing the opening notes of this song, I wasn’t even mad. RIP.