Warriors in six.

For me it’s Marvin, then Jimi, then Whitney. Marvin’s rendition gives my goosebumps goosebumps.

With a mom like that, it was either MMA fighter or serial killer.

Anyone who thinks the Dems are going to save us all hasn’t been paying attention for the last 30 years.

To be fair, those are the best words.

Two words: Gator skaters.

Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is.

My Last Duchess... In Space.

“Just the tip” drill

All I saw at Medieval Times were watered-down cocktails and dry turkey legs.

Maybe this will convince Linda that my crush on her truly is harmless.

I'd love to see how many miles the Braves and Reds logged back when they were in the NL West.

Bail is set at $1,000, plus all of the weapons he had on him at the time of the arrest.

The least they could have done was taken a panoramic picture and gotten the rape stand and the Valtrex in the shot as well.

"They should've never gave you student-athletes money!"

+1 handkerchief

He's definitely been sober for 15 years. Just not all in a row.

NyQuil must have been one of the Last 4 Out.

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