He's about to reestablish the rules and regulations of the game.

Okay, Larry Bowa didn't work, Ryne Sandberg seems to not be working...

Fred Lane would like to teach these people a thing or two about loyalty.

Cause you-know-who did you-know-what with you-know-who, let's keep that between me and 1.2 billion users.

Apparently, Facebook is the new Summer Jam screen.

Busch Stadium?

+1

Matt Lauer can suck it.

*buzz*

If you had a Fleshlight and could only choose one attachment, which one would it be?

+1

Fur Elise.

I was going to +1 this comment, and then I remembered I root for Tottenham.

I wouldn't call what the Raiders' fan base does as "support". I believe the appropriate term is "enabling".

This makes sense. He's moving the team closer to the Spearmint Rhino so he can look for the next Rams owner.

Dee Barnes' Beat by Dre parody was better.

+_

Rest in poop, Andy.

I just know the RIAA and the voters are going to fuck this up.

I really want to understand the appeal of Lil B so I can use the phrase "Thank You Based God" without blasphemy.