“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

You’re saying how you changed her. How has she changed you?

When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.

Yeah, no. It’s not cool when black artists’ music is covered by white people who change the words and then all of a sudden it is praised as being more “accessible” and “easier to understand.” People did it to Rihann’s “Work” and Beyonce’s “Formation” (where they would purposely muddle “negro” when it came up in the…

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

Plus I doubt he'd ever dare say the same thing to any male comedian.

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

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I know her as the woman who stole my would-be husband, Pacey Witter (a/k/a Joshua Jackson).

It is very interesting that the Trumps think that the media using exact quotes and/or video of exact words they say is somehow the media being dishonest and biased.

I hear ya—I’m mistaken for a dude semi-regularly, especially in winter, and here in Indiana I’ve gotten more than one odd look from old ladies in the ladies’ room.

You’re right. Parents never involved in their kids lives have never hit their kids.

I BELIEVE THAT I WILL DIE IF DON’T OWN THAT SHIRT.

i guess love is love but at 27 i can not imagine being with a guy in his 70s......

There is a very real chance this is a first step to cancelling the show and adding an hour to GMA. And she knows that. So, no, she doesn’t necessarily still have her $15m a year job. She has every right to be upset about that.

Nope. She’s pretty bad ass

“I’m fairly certain there are trained professional snipers with tranquilizer darts in case I’m too far off message.”

“My dad, who was a bus driver for thirty years, thinks we’re all crazy.”

#1- I didn’t say she trapped anybody, I’m talking about rumors from back in the day on a thread about RUMORS.