Wait, this Braasch woman is 43? Am I reading something wrong?

it would not have been factually wrong, but can you see how it is both kind and accurate to refer to this woman simply as a woman, as she identifies? 

Cher is definitely drinking blood of babies.

I’m so sorry to hear this. My mother starting working at a construction company in 2002 and suddenly became a BIG Bush supporter--my kind, anti-war, pro-choice mother. It’s been four years since that company pink slipped her and she’s back to being a full-on blue-wave supporting Dem again. People are weird. 

If he’s not a resident they can’t fine him, although they can ban him from the property (which is 100% what I would want my HOA to do. He threatened someone. End of discussion.)

When the mother of one of the kids refused to come pick up her son, the Birmingham Police Department decided to place the 15-year-old in protective custody. But the child somehow escaped from the juvenile facility, stole a city transit bus from the bus depot and led police on a high-speed chase through the city.…

As someone who actually has a debut novel coming out this November, I’m really fascinated by this show’s depiction of Jane’s first attempt not doing very well and having to face the reality of where things go after that. It really is a terrifying thing to put such a big part of yourself out there for the world to…

The women. So strong, so powerful, so smart, so beautiful. The General was 1000% more fierce than Wonder Woman. Loved it ❤️❤️❤️

luckily you’re still a dick so I guess we’re all set.

I mentioned in another comment that I had to cut out hundreds and hundreds of words because it was just getting too long. I love the “zany” characters for exactly what you stated. I wanted to go into each character and talk about their “thing”— I mean, Paula alone is an entire research paper on enabling behaviour— But…

When I was 12 years old, while filming “True Lies”, I was sexually molested by Joel Kramer, one of Hollywood’s leading stunt coordinators.

No, Aziz Ansari. Not gonna lie, this one hurts:

so...is tom ford next? it’s just like the story with eliza dushku (which hasn’t made it here yet, why is that). when the guy says that he didn’t do it but, said:  “that’s a pretty good memory. She could ruin my career.” which is basically him admitting that he did it.

Isn’t every Kardashian home a designer trash receptacle?

Good for her for getting out once they cancelled the print edition. If you get hired as EIC for a glossy and then they end the print run, get the fuck out. That’s an insult to her obvious talent (and i don’t say that as a stan—they wouldn’t have hired her as EIC w/o the talent.)

Yes, I have, and while Black. White people are white-peopling all over the world. It’s not like the racist Europeans came to the U.S. and everyone else stayed in Europe. Racism and anti-Blackness are everywhere.

I feel like after reading that blind item about Meghan Markle that I don’t have an accurate understanding of what “yachting” is.

Europeans need to drop the wide-eyed, innocent act. Oh, is that considered racist? We have no concept of that here. Yeah fucking right. Liars.

Maybe we should talk about how there’s a twitter account dedicated to posting people’s mugshots in a public place. Fuck that’s racist.

You would prefer sackcloth and fucking ashes maybe? And don’t waste time telling me why you think professional actors should stay away from one of the most visible evenings in their chosen profession.