SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

“....boring New York dyke...”

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

That was before the rhinoplasty.

[clears throat]

All places have those things.

ftfy

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

So he could get hit by a bus.  I just fucking said that

Welcome, time traveler! We have been rolling our eyes at Marlins Man’s narcissism since 2012.

“tripods are not allowed in the seating areas.”

I don’t care if you’re male or female, I can just HEAR the earrings coming off. 

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

As a Tesla Mo3 owner of 2 months, you hit this on the head top to bottom. Great in so many ways. Needlessly frustrating in a few others. I’ll add a few other points from my experience.