He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

> Today, no carmaker has the guts to manufacture something so insane.

Burn this place to the ground, then take a piss on its ashes.

this is the right stuff. +1

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

My wife and I were in KC a few weeks ago and waited in line at Joe’s for like 45 minutes on a Tuesday evening at 8 pm.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

The best thing in that clip is clearly the base coach imitating a Madden glitch

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

“Did I use enough hair product? I think these new frames say, ‘intellectual, yes, but also hip,’ but do they clash with my shirt? Hey, that cute little reporter from the Sun Sentinel is checking me out, isn’t she? Oh shit! What was Jeter talking about?!”

Okay, fine. I’ll finally admit that he’s the best Adam Jones in professional sports.

I think you meant to say “liberals will most certainly feel saddened by this due to their ability to empathize.”

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

I've seen that grip a whole lot of times, but never outside of incognito mode.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

Goodbye abortion rights...