I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

“No, Mr. President, they're not booing. They're saying Trooooooump."

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

People who type in all caps.

“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Steelers fans like him again now

I can’t believe that about the Royals. Prior to this year, there had been 338 40+ homer seasons.

We hate your neighborhood, too

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

The default, basest fandom for all sports is “I want to win win win and if you do something that makes winning less likely then FUCK YOU!”

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Honestly, it was that SNF game where Kuechly was crying from his severe brain injury that really turned me off being a devoted fan. His unfocused eyes and uncontrolled emotions were really, really scary - like seeing someone you know act bizarre. And we all knew it was from a hit to the head. Just awful & I’ll…

YOU DELETE THAT GIF RIGHT NOW.

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

They’re also more durable.

This. Enough already with GBA. 9/11 was 18 goddamned years ago. There are people at the ballpark who weren't even born when it happened. 

Sports should just have like a Hulu subscription tier where you just pay extra and skip the Anthem and “God Bless America.” I would pay it. 

I’ve had the exact same experience, and now I’m certain they are feeding me even more of the same ads because I keep clicking to read the comments. It’s this vicious, self-created cycle of despair.

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”