Great, another story about a basketball player shipping off to La La Land. 

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

When I listen to people bloviate and vomit up word salads like that I constantly wonder to myself: Who falls for this shit? Are there really people out there who think of these people as intelligent experts?

Look at that Irish rugby player and tell me it’s not a younger, more handsome alternate-universe photo of Rex Ryan.

Are you me?  Because the same damn thing happens to me, except it’s Wednesday and Friday nights.  

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

That would be great if I didn’t have a turntable setup and four other non-dongelated devices that my sons and wife like to listen to music on too.

There is no more certain thing to be true in human history than the fact that you will lose the dongle within a week of getting it. My wife bought me a great pair of Audio-Technica headphones for Christmas last year which are rendered useless because I can never find that stupid-ass dongle.

Pretty sure it got him in the knee, but I’ll click through ANY story that includes a link to the Colorado mascot annihilating his dick and balls with the t-shirt cannon.

Fans are always going to root for their school and make excuses for any and all nefarious behavior, all the while excoriating their rival schools if a coach even so much as pays for a turkey sandwich for a recruit. Casual fans couldn’t give a fuck either way, and will tune in for a few games while doing some good…

That fumble is triggering severe PTSD from my college days of playing NFL Blitz on our N64.

I can’t concentrate on anything in that picture after seeing their matching ears.

Reminds me of when Donald Trump ironically ran for president one time. 

Normally when a video is described as funny, I can watch it without cracking a smile and move on to the next shiny object in front of me. However, this one is instantly entering the pantheon of clips that make me literally laugh out loud every single time I see it, along with “Raptors mascot on roller skates” and…

So...you’re not going to tell us the story about fucking a goose?

Stories like this are what drove me toward agnosticism.

I gave up Twitter about six months ago and it was the most liberating thing I’ve done in years.  Fuck that garbage heap.  It messed with your mind to a degree I feel like we’re just starting to comprehend as a society.  

Derek Holland is going to turn 32 in a couple of months, and he’s wearing a shirt that would embarrass my 9-year-old. As far as athletes go, baseball pitchers seem to be some of the dullest tools in the shed.

I had Chiefs season tickets with a few buddies during the Trent Green/Priest Holmes era, but I ended up letting them lapse after we had kids and my interest in football started to wane. I’ve been to a few games in the years since and HOOO BOY are there some dumb motherfuckers out there at Arrowhead now. Yes, I know…