I guess I don’t understand how any of this type of advertising makes any money. Local newspaper websites are just filled with weird ads like this.

I took them to World Series games two years in a row.

Honestly, my wife and I use incidents like that to help explain why he and his two younger brothers have to wear protective cups when they go to baseball practice.

If baseball wants to grow and expand its impact with the younger generation then it desperately needs to start earlier so kids can stay up to watch it. I mean, I had to wake my groggy 10-year-old son up an hour past his normal bedtime so I could show him the replay of the Yankee catcher getting his nuts destroyed by…

Jarred marinara sauce? Are you fucking kidding? Drew: Any decent grocery store will carry canned San Marzano tomatoes. Yeah, they cost about $4 a can but hear me out: Take a quarter cup of olive oil, heat it up and toss in a few chopped cloves of garlic and a pinch of salt. Take the canned tomatoes and crush…

The Cardinals should troll Lester the next time he pitches against them by eating nachos at first base during the game.

So I’ll admit I don’t know much about soccer, but isn’t a knuckleball like the one in the gif unbelievable hard to predict the flight pattern on?

Unlike 99% of the dumbass parents at my kid’s 11U baseball games, I am comfortable admitting that I have no fucking clue whether that was a legitimate balk.

The second-worst part of this news for us Chiefs fans is going to be having to listen to all the blowhard radio callers who will gleefully exclaim that it serves him right for skipping all the voluntary OTAs and workouts like he’s some kind of prima donna. Fuck those morons.

Royals are in a huge slump; can’t fault him for trying to score the runs himself.

Awesome. You do you, but some of us actually work while we’re at work and can only ‘consume news’ if it’s in audio form. Having two kinds of media available for people makes for a better website, but it doesn’t mean we jump down to the comments and demand someone do a voice readout of virtually every other Deadspin…

Fuck all these morons that complain about the podcast. I love having it to listen to while I’m slogging through shit I don’t want to have to do: Running, folding the kids’ laundry, dishes, etc.

“Sheriff Joe is a Nazi asshole and I hope he dies in one of his own sauna prisons.”

You seem pretty high too.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

I feel like you could sneak up behind each of those dudes and break a 2x4 against the back of their heads and none of them would flinch.

One of the greatest regrets I have is voting for McCain in 2008 and losing out on the opportunity to have voted for the best president we may ever see in our lifetimes. I was young and dumb and bought into the centrist, respected-on-all-sides mantra that he tried to project. I even looked past the warning signs of…

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

We really are living in a Back To The Future, Part II era, aren’t we? (Minus the hover boards, of course.). Trump is Biff Tannen on every level.

I know this will be FILED TO: DUH, but there has to be more to this story than just a one-minute phone call to an escort service. I mean, this isn’t Rick Pitino we’re talking about here.