What am I missing? How could that possibly be $100,000 worth of damage?

Honestly surprised it wasn’t a jacked up F250 rollin’ coal while doing donuts around the pin. That would have played well with his base.

Assume that no driver on the road is paying attention. Wear a fucking helmet. Don’t listen to music on earbuds—podcasts or audiobooks only so you can hear background noises. Follow the rules of the road and assume that no driver is paying attention. Don’t be one of these assholes who rides in the middle of the…

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

Hot take: If you hit your kids with a belt it’s fucking child abuse. I don’t care what your granny or daddy did when you were a kid.

Royals fan here. I remember a game here in Kansas City where he came up against Gil Meche with the bases loaded. He worked it to a 3-ball count, and Meche threw him a ball about a foot outside for what should have been ball four. Instead, Pujols flicked the bat out there and flared it foul, essentially demanding…

Serious question: He can’t legally delete that, can he? Is that why it’s still up? Because the only other logical explanation is that he’s just an incompetent, drooling moron.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

Why don’t any of their caps have bills? Seems weird to me.

Eric Berry skipped OTAs in Kansas City after receiving a $20M bonus this offseason, and the local afternoon radio host are apoplectic and treating it like the world’s worst insult. Seriously, who gives a fuck?

(Watches video to see if it was Simmons.)

I have to think that they knew this would happen when they invited her, and the burgeoning conspiracy theorist in me thinks it’s exactly what they wanted. The more pertinent question is why would she agree to do it? The reason, of course, is because she’s a fucking imbecile.

That’s a shitty way to treat John Stockton.

I have the same drone. It’s a magnificent piece of technology, and, when used properly has a near-zero chance of causing any harm to people on the ground. This guy appears to have followed every rule and regulation and the ordeal he went through is ridiculous. There are certainly morons out there, but they’re not…

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”

Nope. Not gonna read this before I go to bed. I’ll come back in the morning and look at it when I’m ready.

As an atheist with no fear of eternal damnation, I’d waste that motherfucker with no regrets if I knew it would save thousands of innocent lives.

Jesus approves.

That looks like it hurts even worse than when I bump my head against that stupid button on top of my baseball hat.

I know we’re overloaded with news, but why aren’t we hearing more about the note he passed to Angela Merkel demanding $380bn in “back pay” for NATO funding? Not only is he wrong on all the political science, but it’s literally something that my FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD WOULD DO WITH CRAYONS.