Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

If you take Brandon Tate out of the final graph, the numbers change from 105 and 56 to a more comparable 103 and 98.

Well, that'san interesting way to spin it. Guess he would know.

Gold, Jerry! Pure gold!

Without my glasses on it just looks like a really bad paintball welt.

"And then he ate 12 bananas and hurled his poop at the wall and nodded vigorously."

What a bunch of dickheads.

How good could it be if they can't even bother to spell the word "triple" correctly?

StubHub should just stop fucking up so much.

Any audio of him asking why the fuck his coach wasn't sending him out there on 4th and 1 instead of punting?

Thanks for asking!

Thanks for asking!

When did "So, _______; can you talk about that?" become an acceptable way to pose a query in an interview? I graduated with a degree in Journalism in 2000* and feel like any one of the professors would have slapped me across the face if I ever said something like that in an interview.

His habitual use of inappropriate language, and his personal and professional attacks on administrators, are antithetical to the values of our university.

So much spectacular, beautiful hate. Love it.

That last picture is seriously fucking with my depth perception.

Why is he wearing Andy Reid's coat?

How can we still be this bad at filming shit with our phones? It's almost 2015. I feel like my 8 year old son could remake Avatar with my iPhone 6.

OK, we're even now.

Wait 'til you see the deals that Snyder has planned for Smoke Signal Tuesday.