Thank you for this! I don’t have a TV and regretted not being able to see the movie... now I feel that it’s not worth watching online later, since there’s no way it can compare to your narration.

Every now and then guys will ask me if these are my “real eyes.” I’m pretty sure they’re asking if they’re colored contacts, like you said, but I’ve gotten to the point where I always reply, “No, I carved them out of a dead hobo’s skull.” It’s just confusing and off-putting enough to make them leave me alone.

Yogurt nauseates me to the point where I can’t even watch this commercial. I just can’t even watch people eating it... just thinking about it makes me gag. I feel like I’m missing out on so much. ;__;

Awww, I kind of like her “modern fairytale” idea. Now I want to see her art.

ORBITZ! I used to love that stuff. Although I remember always getting the peach flavor, and apparently they never made a peach flavor.

I used to work with a really sweet, very old lady who would occaisionally call me a “clever girl.” It made me feel like a velociraptor and I’d get all warm and sparkley on the inside whenever she did. None of my current coworkers ever make me feel like a velociraptor. :(

The Cat Dancer is AMAZING. I think I bought ours for even less than $2. Best cat toy EVER.

I know my opinions regarding performance art are at least partially based in ignorance, but most of it just strikes me as being overly self-indulgent and complacent. It just makes me feel tired and annoyed.

I love Komodo Dragons so much... it’s a good thing I don’t have access to any, I’d be getting bitten all the time. I just want to hug them and kiss them, even though I know that wouldn’t be good for anyone involved. :(

I personally have no problem with nudity, but find treating women like dogs to be off-putting. Regardless of what you or I find acceptable, the fact is that there are certain standards of “normal” behavior in society that people are expected to stay within. I think these two are assholes, and that businesses are…

Bullshit, they were getting off on the reactions of other people around them. If you can’t see that, you’re being willfully ignorant.

There are plenty of things I enjoy that I realize wouldn’t be appropriate in many public spaces. And surely you can see how a mall might sell and advertise skimpy lingerie, but a person who was walking around the mall dressed only in skimpy lingerie might be asked to leave. In my opinion, recognizing and being…

No, it isn’t totally exclusive, and I would never say it is. But there is an obviously sexual context to a man walking a woman around on a leash, and anyone who tries to claim otherwise is full of shit, in my opinion. There are certain forms of adult role playing and “make believe” that are obviously “adult”/sexual in…

Well, there’s someone here saying she’s a friend of a friend and that she actually does have some sort of intellectual disability, so you might not be far off. :P

Agreed. And the reason they’re not doing it in an appropriate place is exactly because they want to force it on the non-consenting public. It wouldn’t be as fun for them if they were doing it somewhere they wouldn’t get outraged or disgusted reactions.

Even if a parent can explain it to their kid without getting into explaining more adult concepts, there’s the whole issue of others not consenting to be part of their play, which they are forcing others to do by taking it into an inappropriate public space. It has a sexual context, and few people want to watch what is…

Exactly, these two and others who pull this kind of shit are getting off on exposing people who haven’t consented to their little game. They get off on thinking about how subversive they feel, and in my experience like to prattle on about how anyone who objects to being exposed to their play is a prude, ignorant, or…

In this context, I’m considering a “normal adult” to be someone who behaves within societal norms in public. Doing something that I believe at least a slight majority of people would agree is an adult form of play with sexual undertones in public at a mall is not “normal” behavior in the slightest. The fact that we’re…

THIS. I don’t want to see this shit, and I don’t think it’s asking too much to expect others to not inflict this sort of “play” on people who haven’t consented to be involved.

While I think open conversations are an important part of parenting, I think it’s kind of disingenuous to claim a parent can just tell their child that the man walking a woman on a leash around the mall is just “make believe.” Kids generally know that normal adults don’t usually play make believe in public and walk…