Just Mayo brand is egg free and dairy free, and it tastes like the real stuff.

Forgive my ignorance (I never got to join the Girl Scouts), but does hobo stew involve actual hobo meat? D:

“I believe that a woman has the absolute right to choose until the fetus can live on its own.”

Yeah... so I know everyone is already saying this, but I feel compelled to also say what a bad idea this is. Old mascara should be thrown out, period. Eye cosmetics, ESPECIALLY wet eye cosmetics (mascaras, liquid liners, etc...) are breeding grounds for bacteria. If you microwave old mascara, you are either A. just…

Thirty minutes.

I only started when I had small kittens in the house, and became convinced one would somehow fall in and get flushed somehow.

I clean the lid and seat pretty frequently, a couple times a week at least, so it can’t be that bad, I guess.

I’m hard on my nails (do ceramics, wash my hands a lot, garden, etc...) so I keep them too short to do that. Although I could probably dip a toothpick in the Seche Vite and dab it on that way...

It probably does have a lot to do with the polishes, since it only happens about half the time for me, and I use a LOT of different brands.

I should try the Insta-dry, I have heard good things about it. (as far as I know, all of Sally Hansen’s polishes are 3-free at least)

I always shut the lid before flushing, tell me that helps prevent such a thing from happening. TELL ME. ;__;

SO glad Cottonelle isn’t on there. I love their super-cushy stuff.

Wait, do people actually splatter pee ON THE PAPER DISPENSER? How is that possible, and should I never use other people’s bathrooms again? D:

I love Seche Vite... sometimes it shrinks my polish back from the tips of my nails somehow, but I love it anyway. :P

“Seal-Fast” was Revlon’s old quick dry topcoat, it would have been clear. :)

I’ve seen those and never considered using something like that on my face (it looks like there would be whirring disks/ pinchers that my facial skin could be ripped off by), but now I’m tempted to try it.

I have very fine, very light hairs on my face that I shave off, mostly because it helps my makeup go on smoother and look better. And I feel like serums and moisturizers that I put on my skin absorb in better/ don’t cling to the downy hairs that way.

I keep looking at them in the stores and have wondered how well they work. And how can they be “pain-free” if they are plucking out the hairs?

I have a dishwasher in my apartment, but the sound of it scares my cats, so I use it as a storage until for plastic containers and kitchen items I don’t use every day. :P

I don’t know who this is, and am ashamed to say that my first thought (before reading the title) was, “Holy shit, Karen Elson is not aging well.”