I'd totally wear that googly-eye hat if the hat itself was anything other than a baseball cap. I hate baseball caps, but the netting and cheap plastic ornaments remind me of Bes-Ben hats. And who doesn't love googly eyes?

That's what gets me most of all, also. And why couldn't they take turns at the wine tasting, with one going inside and the other staying in the car with the kids, if the wine tasting was so important?

Whenever I see stretched out ginormous fake breasts like hers, I keep imagining someone popping them with a pin. It's a horrible mental image, but they're so balloon-like, and the skin always looks like it's stretched almost to the bursting point, I can't help it. ;___;

I'm a little slow tonight, and for a second I actually had to stop and think to remember that other countries don't use different age systems. :(

I have so many questions about this! Was it a live earthworm? How did they get it in there in the first place? I don't own a penis, but I imagine it would be extremely difficult to get such a wiggly, soft as an earthworm inside a penis. Unless it was a dead, frozen earthworm, or if the hole was extremely widened from…

I like the idea that Gabi is an actual winged horse (albeit a bloodthirsty one), who goes to an actual school for Pegasi (Pegasuses?).

There's another post here about Vince Vaughn following someone into a bathroom, is this something he does, and if so, how creepy is that???

There's another post here about Vince Vaughn following someone into a bathroom, is that your friend or is this some kind of creepy habit of his? D:

My first thought was, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." But you know what? Fuck that; I don't want THIS piece of shit to live on this planet anymore. If there is indisputable proof that he did this, he should be killed.

Exactly. And wouldn't a halfway decent parent prefer having their child go life somewhere else, somewhere safe, if that was the ONLY way that child wouldn't be tortured and beaten? I can't feel any sympathy for someone who would watch their own child being abused and keep silent, all so they could keep their kid in…

I can't bring myself to read all that crap, but I did make it through the Vaseline crap, and I can't imagine using it to take off eye makeup and putting it on the inner corners of my eyes or anything like that. It just seems like it would clog your tear ducts, or at least just be gross in general. Almay's oil free eye…

I have friends who mess around with redoing dolls, nothing as incredible as this guy's work, but they do re-root the hair on some, and there are special needle-like tools to reinsert the hairs through the holes they've plucked the old ones out of.

I bought some minoxidil for my eyebrows that I felt like I over-plucked, and after dabbing it on my eyebrows with a q-tip every night, there was a really noticeable difference after a couple months. I don't know if this is something that would work for most people with over-plucked brows, but it may be worth a try. :)

A thermos. An extra fancy monogrammed thermos.

Yes. Even though he was more conventionally handsome than I usually like, I love him so much.

I feel the same way about young Klimt (although his hair is pretty awful in all the pictures I've seen).

Awww, I think boring corporate jobs are the jobs that need glitter the most. :(

Young Buster Keaton, and young Klaus Kinski. And Cary Grant. And Seti I and Ramses II... if a Viking skeleton is okay, then these mummies are okay also, and I am not creepy for finding their remains attractive. Nice bone structure and all.

OMG young Stalin and young Stalin's beautiful hair. I horrified a friend when I said that I wish I could just travel back in time and taxidermize young Stalin so his beauty could remain and the world could be spared his later deeds. But apparently that's just a short path toward ending up like the woman in Roald…

OMG, I was hoping someone would post Lewis Powell. Thank you. He's high on my list of dead objects of lust.