Please tell me you and your husband just laughed at her and didn't give her any cake money. :(

I usually read the grey comments, because there ARE a lot of interesting comments there that it seems like should be more visible. And yeah, there are trolls and assholes there, but those are the ones who should be kept there. Not everyone else. Ohhh well. :P

I don't understand why this isn't seen as a good thing. Glitter is FUN. One of my earliest jobs was stocking shelves at a craft store, and I loved the holidays because my arms would become encrusted with glitter as I unpacked all the glittery flowers/ holiday decor. It made me feel like a magical unicorn princess. How…

If I entered a fast food place late at night and it seemed to be empty, the first thing that I'd assume would be that all all the employees were dead after a robbery, and their bodies were probably piled up in the walk-in freezer.

I'd pay to see her, but I'd also buy Goat Girl's autobiography, and I bet it would probably be more factual and well-written than this guy's. :)

This is how I feel, I don't automatically "love" gay guys, but I generally prefer to be around people who aren't going to sexually harass me in any of the many ways that I get so frequently from men who I feel safe to assume are straight. I've had so many negative interactions with straight men that involve sexual…

Where do you find cat leggings with cats flying out of space on them? Those sound wonderful.

That's such a hilarious and grotesque description... I'm sure your dog is a good dog and lovely in every other way, but reading that made me appreciate my cats' adorable little non-staring eyeball buttholes so, so much.

The small circle of friends I actually exchange real mail with all like that sort of thing, so it's more of a bonus than a deterrent. I do have several acquaintances who are always inviting me to their children's birthdays even though I hate that sort of thing, and I always give the kids a glitterbombed birthday card…

I've been doing this sort of thing (but to friends, not enemies) for years, whenever I send a card. It's fairly easy to do and glitter doesn't get everywhere if you use a funnel. I can't imagine someone being lazy or glitterphobic enough to pay someone $10 to do it for them. :P

I do the same thing, watch a few good shows through services like Netflix on my computer, and don't own a TV. When I visit friends or family that have and watch TV regularly, it is actually pretty shocking. Vapid is an excellent word for it. It's disturbing when you imagine parking yourself in front of that shit and…

This makes me so mad, I can't even see the humor in her name here. I live in an apartment, and I worry about some asshole starting a fire in their own unit and killing my cats and destroying all my possessions. I hope she gets stuck in prison FOREVER. How inconsiderate do you have to be to do something like that? >:(

That's awful, and also kind of hilarious in a horrible way (yes, I do feel like a monster for thinking it's hilarious). I'm curious why you mention, "... as an Asian man...", is that a normal viewpoint in any Asian culture?

I had to Google them, of course. :(

That dress Emma Stone is wearing in her cover photo is just incredible. <3

Grumpy Cat's time is never over. There always has to be room for more cat celebrities, even if it means that we have to eliminate human celebrities to make room.

Mine as well, but I'd also settle for a basket of fat, sleepy kittens. Or a chariot pulled by giant wombats.

You should just get yourself the kitten (or two kittens). Even someone who claims there is no room for a kitten isn't likely going to demand that you return a kitten that you've already brought home and named and bonded with. This article made me sad, because now all I can think about is a blind, abused, tiny baby cat…

I feel lucky that I missed having a Christmas birthday by three days. But if I hadn't, I still don't know that I'd want to spend my birthday shopping at any of the 24hour pharmacies/ drugstores that are open that day. :(

I like to imagine that they'll be space aliens. :)