I work at a retail store that is open every day, even Christmas. I'm always surprised by how many people come in on Christmas day to buy truly last minute gifts. I understand if you're stopping by someone's home unexpectedly and want a hostess gift or something, but there aren't many valid excuses if you've waited…

Seriously? I'd rather deal with a dozen angry Komodo dragons or crocodiles (Saltwater, Nile, or otherwise) than I would an angry chimpanzee. And how do you put a bonobo right underneath chimpanzees? Bonobos are some of the most peaceful apes ever, chimps will rip off your face, hands, and/ or genitals.

I dealt with severe bullying in school, but things were bad enough at home that everything at school just kind of blurred together. I can't say I even remember many of the first names of anyone who liked to torment me at school, but even if I did, I don't think they'd be worth taking the time to "get revenge" on them.…

I love that Christmas photo with the cat and his man so much it nearly makes me teary eyed. And I love how Blair looks like he's just baring his teeth at the photographer, and his wife is kind of comforting him/ holding him back, like he's a nervous dog.

I would wear that. I wouldn't spend that much money on it... it's more something I would make rather than buy. But I would seriously consider wearing that.

I've given cats pumpkin as a laxative before, and knowing how effective it can be, I can only imagine the horror of dealing with the aftermath of a Great Dane eating a whole giant Costco pumpkin pie. D: D: D:

If it weren't for the fact that my cats are indoor cats, if something like that happened to me, I'd assume one of them had done it. Like, leaving a bird on the doorstep because they're trying to feed you.

Yeah, I would have called the police. At least the non-emergency number.

Thank you! I'm vegetarian, and trying to move more toward vegan... for some reason I have no problem with meatless meats or soy milks, but faux dairy/ egg substitutes make me nervous. Maybe because I'm not as familiar with them? I got the regular Just Mayo, but they had other flavors that sounded interesting, I think…

I don't think I would have ever heard of "Just Mayo" if I didn't read the earlier article about this. I don't linger in the mayonnaise aisle at the store, and while I usually have a small container of mayo in the fridge, it's not something I use often. But the article made me curious, and I ended up buying a small…

I hate statements like that. Anyone can have an opinion about any damn thing they want. Of course, the fact that you have an opinion doesn't mean you have to share it with everyone (or anyone), and it doesn't mean you get to push your views on other people.

Except for the fact that many doctors will refuse to perform that sort of surgery on women under a certain age, or who haven't had a certain number of babies already. Because we're all a bunch of little simpletons who will end up changing our minds. Or something like that.

I've been following this story on the news, and am so incredibly happy she was found safe. I can't bring myself to watch the video of her being abducted, even after she's been found alive, but after I read the description elsewhere, it just made me so angry. I get harassed by men on the street, or at the bus stop from…

I think about this sort of thing, and even if someone had a weapon, I think it is worth risking not cooperating with the person who is trying to abduct you. I'd rather be shot or stabbed in a public place than I would have someone with a knife or gun take me off somewhere in the hope that they'd be nice enough to not…

I was walking to get my mail the other day, and saw a fucking Christmas tree up in one of the apartments in my complex. A CHRISTMAS TREE. A day after Halloween.

It's a useful unit of measurement.

Ahem. Her corpse was dug up, and chunklets of it were sold, including her skull, AND it is being reported that her body is likely to have been well-preserved? How exactly does that work? I know I'm stuck in the greys, and it's unlikely that anyone is going to even read this, but I still want that explained. :P

At least she seems to be doing it in a semi-healthy manner, with none of the same issues Penny Brown mentioned having in that article about her corseting. I still hope she was exaggerating when she claimed she couldn't eat a full meal, drive, sit, or even lie down in the 23 hours a day she said she was wearing her…

Pfft, you know they totally found that old draft horse dead and partially eaten in a field the next day.

It was waiting for prey that would run.