You think that matters to a lot of women?

This article is so perfect for gawker...

I'm getting tired of deadspunks bullshit.

If she doesn't want to be groped why does she have those big tits?

You should check out Jezebel.

I’m not sure I understand all the nuances of this case. Anyone want to take a stab at it?

Of course my favorite memory is watching the hordes of UnivPhoen fall off the Cliff of Buds into the Mononucke River. A sweet day of retribution for the centuries of disrespect at the hands of those loogies.

I have an issue with games of chance and skill. They take time away from the study of stamp graphicology.

Yes, they certainly tasted the wet kiss of Gozer that day, didn't they...heheh.

It’s a lost art. Thank the gods we have the Guardians of Saliva to keep the rituals and traditions alive. One day I aspire to be Keeper of Perforations...gods willing.

Yes, and with my stamps. But he would be better off looking for Cibola. That’s where the golden tongue is hidden.

I did, but I brought my own stamps. That impressed the Magister.

I was pretty good at licking stamps.

Never underestimate the power of the twelfth man.

I think that was a 3-4. Should have gone with the 1-1-9.

ITT.

WTF are you talking about?

Why is he speaking Spanish? I can't understand him.

I'm on team bumblebee.

Mines shot. He can have it if he wants.