I like him alright as an actor (although admittedly that’s pretty much just How to Train Your Dragon and This is the End), but he may well be unbearable as a person, no clue.

All it’s missing is the “lol we had this four years ago” Android comments.

If this is what Gizmodo is like, I'm missing out.

There are only two robotic solutions to overpopulation: killer robots or sex robots. I say we go with the sex robots.

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Sure, but consider: software billionaire; New Yorker writer; *and* Fleetwood Mac bass player? No wonder he comes off as maniacal; must have energy to burn. To have a career like that, you’d practically have to be bipolar.

Where have I seen crazy eyes like that before...hmmm...

Yeah, but I’ve got a pool table, pinball machine, and a couple of little Galaga and Frogger games that hook to the TV to keep me occupied. I remember stepping up to a demo unit of some war game at Best Buy, where the character was in a fenced area. I gave up after about 15 minutes trying to get him out.

Back in 2001 I worked at Bath and Body Works at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, GA when Whitney and Bobby came in. Whitney bought over $600 of candles and lotions. Bobby picked out one thing - a fishbowl full of small orange goldfish shaped glycerine soaps. He wanted every single one we had for his daughter. I can’t stop…

When my baby began to die during my labor, within seven minutes of the fetal monitor indicating her distress, he had me stretched out on an operating table and delivered of a healthy newborn. Still, my friends kept talking about their beautiful experiences in birthing centers, in pools in their own living rooms, the…

This story might have brought about the pinnacle of bad tech reporting, collectively, from the entire internet. Written up with total credulity, vague definitions, a complete lack of skepticism, and generally a “too good to check” attitude from seemingly everyone.

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!

Nah, that’s exactly what she’s saying. It was fine for the shame cycle to end his career, what wasn’t fine was when people started saying “Hey, hold on, that’s an overreaction” which is certainly an arguable position - it’s not like the man is ineducable. He’s a guy who made a stupid joke, he’s not a dog that mauled a…

Keepass....then I keep a copy of my database on a memory stick buried in the backyard next to a yellow jacket nest.

Why would you wear cargo shorts anywhere, let alone to a golf course?

Well, Georgia’s a great place to leave.

cunt

C’mon! Only about a billion. Hmm, I wonder why feline references seem to abound? As for the infamous C word, let’s just say that the last man who used it in my presence no longer enjoys my presence. [Peers over spectacles in a severe manner.]

Ok,Moon, my lad. Vanessa gave us a tour of our lady parts. When are you going to tell us about the family jewels?

Battle Beyond the Stars. But it had Sybil Danning dressed as a Space Valkyrie so the 1980’s raging hormone teenage version of me didn’t really care about the dumbness.