You are the worst person at any gathering. Everyone already knows the things you want to reveal. If you analyze things this inconsequential with that level of scrutiny life stops being worth living. Also, it’s gd rich that you’re declaring the intrinsic value of his writing and the piece, because forget the content…

This is like that SNL skit where they were casting 12YaS and the white actors wouldn’t read the lines, except that these dudes read the lines. Maybe I just like telling people “no, I’m not doing that” more than the average person.

You’s two?

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

Sounds like steroid induced symptoms of Cushing’s. My wife went through that. It’s terrible.

I totally get where you’re coming from. I have a question, tho. If you strip away all the particulars, aren’t you just making fun of the act of looking something up?

You say forcing college on kids who don’t want it, but from where I’m standing it looks like forcing kids who aren’t prepared academically and who have no inclination to even meet the intellectual baseline of the institution upon that institution.

Blue tub buddies!

Pretty sure Lovitz is married to his wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Being right rarely changes anything, a guy told me that once and I heard what he was saying.

We didn’t go the big diamond route. Her ring is nice, tho. My wife and I did most of the work, everything that wasn’t happening during the event, for our wedding too. My wife was particularly innovative and progressive when it came to wedding nonsense. I would have accommodated her if she wanted something more fancy.

Bothered in the context of them being in a proximity to me where I have to deal them. Otherwise, I don’t really care. I definitely don’t need to feel validated.

I should probably reveal that my birthname is Bucky Rump-Ride. Sally Ride was my third cousin.

I would have taken my wife’s name. I do not care about my last name. I also think it’s fine to come up with a third option.

Hey now, I want to be the sleekest mammel I can possibly be! I also want to be too pretty, or handsome I guess, and too smart. So BOOM, roasted.

I’m a Honda engineer, and so is my wife, Morgan Fairchild!

Haley Vs. Hillary ‘16!

Fair enough tho

Fair enough tho

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents.

Pen thieves are the worst!

Pen thieves are the worst!