OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

I could only think of this:

The best (and worst) things Tommy wrote were about topics that got him cranky. I'm still dismayed that he ever stopped doing the "Why Your Stadium Sucks" series.

Not sure if anyone would admit they worked at CNN. I do know one guy who did work there in the early days when Ted Turner would come down to the newsroom in his pajamas and smoking jacket. He said it was "Bunny Land" in terms of getting down with the news chicks.....

Yes I want to jeopardize my job at CNN to help a shitty website site do yet another whining article about nonsense. How about fuck off and do your own real work and not look for random people on the internet to do it for you.

That's why she only drinks distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol.

She is just trying to avoid the international conspiracy to sap and impurify all of her precious bodily fluids

This is my cat relaxing on my countertop because she gives 0 fucks and I have officially lost any semblance of control. Happy Sunday!

Everyone knows that THE worst family is your wife's family.